The Voice, 9 p.m., NBC
OK, those commercials got me. Well, that and I love Blake Shelton. Those who vaguely remember the one-season NBC show Clash of the Choirs – which I adored – understand my feelings for him. He’s talented and hilarious. Plus, a small piece of me is hoping Xtina either drunkenly falls out of her chair, or is noshing Chee-tos the whole time. The concept is the singers perform for the “judges” sight unseen and then the judges choose singers to mentor to success. Fingers crossed.
Glee, 8 p.m., Fox
It’s the Gag “Born This Way” episode, in which Kurt performs, draped in raw meat. I made that last part up.
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
Someone quits! Or something. I’m not sure. I was getting a snack during a commercial for Celebrity Apprentice and I thought that’s what I heard, but the popcorn was pretty loud.