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My Brain Is Better Than Your Brain

Why playing musical instruments is important for just about any human being interested in having a more effectively functioning brain, which may be critical to success in today's world.

Yes, it’s probably true. It’s a measurable fact, born out by some really neat studies where they use magnetic imaging to see the differences in the folds and various parts of the brain. What makes my brain better than most is that I perform the simple act of playing music on an instrument. The great thing is that I don’t even need the skills or artistry to play particularly well. Images were taken over time of people who did not play, and then started playing, and then again after they’d been playing for at least a year. In all cases, the images showed substantial, measurable improvement of the physical structure and operating ability of the brain.

It's also nice to know is that age was not an issue; all ages showed similar improvement. On the flip side, the trendy belief that playing music to your unborn child will result in all sorts of super-human abilities was shown to be false. All studies showed that the “music” that unborn children hear is nothing but murky muffled sounds, contributing nothing. This was a blow to me, as I had all but patented my “Baby Belly Bach-O-Phones” which are essentially huge headphones that are placed around a pregnant mother’s belly. Want a pretentious genius of a child? Play Bach or Mozart. Want a kid who knows how to make a buck? Play Springsteen or Lady Gaga. The “Ear Wax Vac” appeared to be selling well enough that my belly phones would be a no-brainer.  Apparently, as an idea, it does indeed show no brains.

 The only real questions these studies raise are: Why aren’t ukuleles and such standard issue at assisted-living facilities and nursing homes, where the extra neurological activity is a known Alzheimer-fighter, and why aren’t instruments handed out to all elementary school students? We mock the Asian attitude of having all children play an instrument at a young age, but heck, if science proves this to be effective, why aren’t we doing it?

 Does anyone out there really think that playing in 8,439 soccer games before a child’s 10th birthday does anything other than ruin family weekend time together? Do Ivy League colleges require that all applicants participate in a minimum of 12,000 sporting events and spend at least 45,000 miles in a car getting to these events? There’s no doubt that one can also place too much emphasis on music, and lest you think I’m anti-athletic, I’m a former bicycle racer and professional swim coach, ran a local cycling club, and has a son who’s won a National Championship in mountain bike racing.

Let's not even go into the part about how creative thinking is absolutely essential to success in business. There are thousands of computer geeks out there; only the creative ones can dream up ideas that result in an Apple or Microsoft. With the business environment changing daily, the ability to think creatively is essential. A simple hike around the woods of Madison will show innumerable remnants of papermills, gristmills, sawmills and the like, all grim reminders that in business, nothing ever stays the same.

 Now that it’s yet another new year, and you have the opportunity to make another New Year’s resolution, try making one that’s pretty easy and fun at the same time. Start small with music. Get the family out to some live music events. There are plenty around that don’t go late, and offer up some very cool contemporary stuff in a family setting. This may sound a little self-serving, as I run a not-for-profit concert series that is designed with families in mind, and also has a strong educational element with workshops and a fiddle club. But there are many others. Festivals in the summer months are fantastic.

 Hopefully the kids (and you) will get inspired to play a little. Start easy, keep the practice requirements low to avoid burnout, and above all, try to learn music you like. The studies were also pretty conclusive in that it didn’t matter of you were cranking away to the Stones or Mumford and Sons or singing along with Gregorian chants: no matter what you played, you got smarter.

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MAC May 25, 2013 at 12:57 am
Charles, you're the one with no FACTS on your side. Obviously you did not watch the BenghaziRead More hearings recently on CSpan. I did, and the whistle blowers made it abundantly clear that there was never any question that it was an "ATTACK" by terrorists, and had NOTHING to do with a "demonstration" over a lame video, as lied about by S. Rice, Obama and HRC! They concocted this story because the truth, that Al Qaeda is NOT "defeated" or neutralized, as O claimed, would have been inconvenient for the election. It is utterly reprehensible for a president to heartlessly leave our men behind, to send NO aid or support, if only to get the bodies out--and a flyover of jets could have scared the terrorists away, as they had no idea (in advance) of how many hours or days the attack would last! Reprehensible also to lie to cover up his incompetence and detachment! You are clueless, as my assessment and Mr. Morici's have everything to do with objective job performance. Your accusations attributing personal motives are "baseless and offensive." Truth has no agenda, but you are not interested in Truth. The question is: why do you accept mediocrity--no, actually worse--from a president, and for our nation?
patricia donohue May 24, 2013 at 05:42 pm
Charles (with no last name). Maybe your house has environmental contaminates. I won't know until youRead More have the nerve to post YOUR last name.
Charles May 24, 2013 at 02:50 pm
Why let facts get in the way right Mac? There was no military aird with in 5 hours of Benghazi.Read More Planes and soldiers were not just sitting and waiting for calls. Military doesn't work that way. The Americans who dies were at an outpost that had requested funding for security but was denied. (Guess by whom, by the way) The "talking points" have been debunked for almost a month now since it was proven that FOX news and Republicans had modified the e-mails. 4 people died in the attack, yet countless others died in Iraq and under the Bush administration during embassy attacks and the Iraq war, yet no right wing tea party outrage. Your blind hatred and jealousy for the President is baseless and offensive.
JC May 22, 2013 at 11:36 am
Owners really need to pick up their dog's waste. It is a major polluter of the Long Island Sound.Read More Whenever your dog drops one and you leave it, think of that fish, lobster, or shellfish you ate from the Sound! Enjoy eating your dog poop bacteria!
Leslie S May 22, 2013 at 08:51 am
I'm so lucky!! For 10 years my dogs have frolicked safely in the back part of Bauer - away from theRead More roads, traffic and homes - closer to the back of the HS. I have never heard any dogs bark or 'yap', never saw a dog run into the gardens and destroy the plots, never saw a dog fight or kids being assaulted and luckily avoided all the poop they are leaving behind although I do dodge the deer pellets. My timing must be stellar to avoid all the bad dogs, their dismal behavior and threats to others. Whew!!
JC May 22, 2013 at 08:47 am
The whole state is tick infested. Luckily, dogs can use a product called Frontline Top Spot or itsRead More cheaper generic equivalent, which completely protects them from ticks and fleas. On the shoreline to Middletown, you should be using it on your dog year round. I once saw a deer tick crawling on SNOW in Madison near the Country School in February. The Lyme vacine is ineffective in most canines and most canines that get Lyme, shake it off in time - unlike humans. Top Spot keeps the ticks off or dead for the humans that pet the dog. Regardless, dogs running on cut grass some distance from woods or taller grass won't encounter many if any ticks. Especially if the outer perimeter of the fence is treated in spring and fall.